Infrequent Awards
Monthly Awards
Lifetime Achievement Awards
Christmas Awards
| Fr00tcake |
| Bag of Coal |
Unclassifiable Awards
| Edmond Wollmann Memorial Rubber Turkey |
| Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle |
| Tinfoil Sombrero |
| Unique Awards |
Awards for Merit
| Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker |
| Hammer of Thor |
| Diamond Hammer of Thor |
| Gene Spafford "Usenet Samaritan" Award |
| Jim Nitchals Memorial "Internet Samaritan" Award |
Kook of the Millennium
| 2000 | Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann |
Kook of the Century
| 1999 | Earl Gordon Curley (deceased) |
| John Martin "Goober" Grubor |
Kook of the Decade
| 1999 | John Martin "Goober" Grubor |
| Bradley L. "Bard" Jesness |
Kook of the Year
| 2002 | Pete "Peat" Stapleton |
| 2003 | Raymond Ronald Karczewski |
| 2004 | Alexa Cameron |
| 2005 | Pamela K "sPamela" Russell |
| 2006 | Pamela K Russell |
| 2007 | Raymond Ronald Karczewski |
| 2008 | Douglas Grant |
| 2011 | Emmett Gulley |
Rookie Kook of the Year
| 1997 | Bruce Daniel Kettler |
| 1998 | Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann |
| 1999 | Richard S "Richard the St00pid" Bullis |
| 2000 | Emmett Earl Gulley (jailed) |
| 2001 | Vegas Luna |
| 2002 | Pete "Peat" Stapleton |
| 2003 | Viv "Fucknozzle Jr" Eshwar |
| 2004 | Alexa Cameron |
| 2005 | Richard M Scoville |
| 2006 | Andrew B. Chung |
| 2007 | Bill Hughes |
| 2008 | Gunner Asch |
| 2009 | Not awarded |
| 2011 | Not awarded |
| 2012 | |
| 2013 | |
| 2014 | |
| 2015 |
Coward of the Year
| 2004 | Chuck "Chucknozzle" Lysaght |
| 2005 | Joseph "Foamy" Bartlo |
| 2006 | Andrew B. Chung |
| 2007 | Andrew B. Chung |
| 2008 | Chuck "Chucknozzle" Lysaght |
Clueless Newbie of the Year
| 2006 | MCP of soc.men |
| 2007 2008 | Big-8 Management Board Jeff Relf |
Earl Gordon Curley Memorial Nebuchadnezzar
| 2000 | Edmond Heinz Wollmann |
| 2001 | John P "Sollog" Ennis |
Richbull.com Memorial Award for Kooksite of the Year
| 2005 2006 2007 2008 | www.freespeechstore.com http://www.heartmdphd.com (Andrew B. Chung) http://skywriter.diaryland.com [Chuck Lysaght's Blaaaargh] arkenterprises.com (Raymond Karczewski's site) |
Bardley Annual "Whining Baby New Year" Award
| 2006 2008 2009 | Raymond Ronald Karczewski Ken Pangborn Captain Neal AKA risible k'lame of trademark |
Monthly Awards
Kook of the Month
| April | Mark "Mensabot" Line |
| May | Andrew Walcott "Crazy Andy" Beckwith |
| June | Doctress Neutopia |
| July | Joe Baptista |
| August | Ludwig "Archimedes Plutonium" Poehlmann |
| September | Bruce M. Lloyd |
| October | Jason Kodish |
| November | Bob Allisat |
| January | Joan L. "Joany Pony" Brewer |
| February | Koos Nolst "Ron's Inspector" Trenite (bailed) |
| March | Pierre Savoie |
| April | Ken Sandberg |
| June | Jay "Jai Maharaj" "Fucknozzle" Stevens |
| July | John Turmel |
| August | Helena Kobrin |
| September | John Lauzon |
| Albert Silverman | |
| October | Earl Gordon Curley (deceased) |
| November | John Martin "Goober" Grubor |
| December | Peter Nathan Haas |
| January | Colin James III |
| February | Stephen "Speedbump" Boursy (deceased) |
| March | James Ogle |
| April | Don "Kool" MacDonald |
| May | Dmitri Vulis |
| June | Ari "Lotus" Lindemann |
| August | Matt Giwer |
| November | Richard "Eliyehowah" Schiller |
| January | Stanley Broskey |
| May | Bruce Daniel Kettler |
| June | Adam Weishaupt IX |
| July | Bradley L. "Bard" Jesness |
| August | Thomas K. Odell |
| October | Jeffery Douglas "McJeffy" Hunt |
| December | Tim "Skidmark" Brown |
| January | Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann |
| March | Dave Tholen |
| May | Mike Vandeman |
| June | John P. "Sollog" Ennis |
| July | Celeste |
| August | Jim Collier |
| Diana L. "Curio Jones" Napolis (asylum) | |
| September | Terry Ortman |
| November | Karl Denninger |
| December | Douglas "Doogie" Grant |
| April | Richard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis |
| May | Tim "Three Fucking Weeks" "Dink" Thorne |
| June | TOR |
| July | Romath |
| August | Dave "Joe1orbit" |
| September | Bert Hoff |
| October | Erik "Erik Mouse" McDarby |
| November | Martin J. Hannigan |
| December | Aaron R. "Kookla" Kulkis |
| January | Usenet Y2K Paranoids |
| February | Gordon Roy "Ray Gordon" Parker |
| March | Lester Chow |
| April | MarsRules |
| May | Jason "Flagship1" "Fraudship1" Bisbing |
| June | Raymond Ronald Karczewski (bailed) |
| July | Humanitas |
| August | Emmett Earl Gulley (jailed) |
| September | Kenneth Pangborn |
| October | Dore Williamson |
| November | Neal |
| December | Edvin Augusts |
| January | Chive Mynde |
| February | PZ Myers |
| March | Tony Sidaway |
| April | Walter Kent Prescott |
| May | Vegas Luna |
| June | Hugh Jeffcoat |
| July | Joe Bruno |
| August | Clannish Warlords of Soc.Culture.Scottish |
| Dave "BigNetBuy" | |
| Jean-Paul Turcaud | |
| Steven Ray "Steebie" Winter |
| September | Lisa Agnes Gardner |
| October | Pete "Peat" Stapleton |
| November | Jerry M. "Richard X. Frager" "Art Wholeflaffer" Kolnick |
| December | Dale "Average Joe" Kelly |
| January | Soc.Men |
| February | Lynne "HoofPrints" Lyons |
| March | Robert E. McElwaine |
| April | Scott Bradbury |
| May | Barbara Schwarz |
| June | Michael Sean "EQ" Worley |
| July | Steve Chaney |
| August | Viv "Fucknozzle Jr." Eshwar |
| September | Chuck "Chuckles The Clown" Lysaght |
| October | Dean Humphries |
| November | Twonky |
| December | Pietro Sommavilla |
| January | Scott A. Gilbert |
| February | Joseph "Foamy" Bartlo |
| March | Rick Sobie |
| April | Uni/ArtistMike |
| May | Alexa Cameron |
| June | Charles D. "Chuckwheat" Bohne |
| July | Russell B. Waters |
| August | Stephen P "Varnisher" Vanier |
| September | Pamela K Russell |
| October | George Hammond |
| November | Trollzilla, alias The Sniggler |
| December | Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton |
| January | Will Dockery |
| February | Herc |
| March | Sylvia Sullivan |
| April | Linda Gore |
| May | Azure |
| June | Steve "Fly Cooter" Young |
| July | Ed "Brain of Coal" Conrad |
| August | Gerald Newton |
| September | Brad Guth |
| October | Tom Bishop |
| November | Vito "Frito" Kuhn |
| December | Richard M Scoville |
| January | Catherine Burr |
| February | Honest John |
| March | Viking of soc.men |
| April | Saucerheads of alt.astronomy |
| May | Daniel Joseph Min |
| June | Dr. Andrew B Chung |
| July | No Ballot |
| August | Daryl Hunt |
| September | Dustin Cook |
| October | Tim Bolen |
| November | Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe |
| December | Antonio "Jabriol" Santana |
| January | PorchMonkey4Life |
| February | Warhol |
| March | "Miguel" (pardoned) |
| April | Nightbat of alt.astronomy |
| May | Tom Potter |
| June | Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt |
| July | Nunya Bidness AKA Massive Prong and Spurious Response |
| August | Bill Hughes |
| September | Lady Motown |
| October | Zanthius AKA Dr. Druggie |
| November | John Wentzky |
| December | Duke the American-American |
| January | Jeff Relf |
| February | George Dance |
| March | Hagar |
| April | Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran |
| May | Ernie Primeau |
| June | Jamie "Lamie" Baillie |
| July | Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho |
| August | The Stalking Outer Filth Fanclub of Bobbi Sanchez |
| September | Gunner Asch |
| October | Alan Connor posting as Sidney Lambe |
| November | Captain Neal AKA Greg Hall |
| December | Scott Abraham |
| January | Carole of aus.politics and misc.health.alternative |
| February | No Ballot |
| March | |
| April
May | No Ballot
Bill Jillians/"<p>sychotic <c>hicken" |
| January | % squiggle teh AssWorm |
| February | Alien the Anonymous Coward |
| March | Greg 'Greegor Rock Hard Stupid' Hanson |
| April | Ras Mikaere "Eunuch" Enoch, aka Operation Wetback |
| May | MMFC I Punce |
| June | No Winner |
| July | Paul G. "Two-Socks Derbyshire |
| August | |
| September | |
| October | |
| November | |
| December |
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Clueless Newbie of the Month
| October | Matthew Buchanan |
| January | VideoSan |
| February | Timothy Jones |
| March | Ng K. Fong |
| April | Bradley Dean |
| June | James Ralton |
| September | Carl Bittner |
| Schreck | |
| December | David Rosner |
| May | Marge Krick |
| June | Dave Hoogenberg |
| August | Nathan Bridges |
| Graham Bullers | |
| Raa |
| May October | Donald Pedder Jeffery Douglas "McJeffy" Hunt |
| January | David Hunt |
| March | James Driscoll |
| Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann | |
| May | Aaron "Grape Boy" Welch |
| July | TOR |
| April | Richard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis |
| May | Manny |
| July | Bradley L. "Bard" Jesness |
| August | Jerry Brenner |
| September | Jaue |
| October | Keith "Scrappy" Carrot |
| November | Chris Caputo |
| December | Peter Joseph "Pissboy" LaPrade |
| January | Aaron R. "Kookla" Kulkis |
| February | Bjorg |
| April | Stiff Me Not |
| May | Mr. Bean_18 |
| June | Avraham Leibovitch |
| July | Vinny |
| October | Bad Andy |
| November | Cock Rocket |
| December | David "Lurker Below" Loewe |
| January | Edvin Augusts |
| February | Walter Kent Prescott |
| April | Alex Cain |
| May | Daniel Joseph Min |
| June | Jacek |
| July | Brandon Hex |
| October | J William Dell |
| November | Lisa Agnes Gardner |
| December | THE Cast Iron "Rusty" Bitch |
| January | "Big Tu Tu" |
| February | Dave Tholen |
| March | Soc.Men |
| June | Michael Sean "EQ" Worley |
| July | Anita Karczewski |
| Sunny | |
| August | Viv "Fucknozzle Jr." Eshwar |
| September | Tom @ alt.test |
| October | Biff Mullins |
| November | Pietro Sommavilla |
| January | Joseph "Foamy" Bartlo |
| February | Rocketman |
| March | DerailDude |
| April | Russell B. "Rusty" "kittlesthekat" Waters |
| May | Uni/ArtistMike |
| June | Alexa Cameron |
| August | Charles D. "Chuckwheat" Bohne |
| September | Ying Guo the non-existent |
| October | Razzor3k |
| November | Kenneth R Pangborn |
| December | David Voisine |
| January | Henrietta K Thomas |
| February | Nicky "Omniman" Scalia |
| March | Will Dockery |
| April | Vito Kuhn |
| May | SuN Tsu |
| July | Mark Ferguson |
| August | Sylvia "PSYLVIA" Sullivan |
| September | Steve "Fly Cooter" Young |
| October | Richard M Scoville |
| November | Tom Bishop |
| December | Heidi Graw |
| January | Lynne "Hoofprints" Lyons |
| February | Honest John |
| March | Viking of soc.men |
| April | L.W.(Bill) Hughes III |
| May | Jamie "Lamie" Baillie |
| June | MCP of soc.men |
| July | No ballot |
| August | Daryl Hunt |
| September | Jill of soc.men |
| October | Candidate (KRP) Disqualified |
| November | Kathy Mosesian |
| December | Azure |
| January | Painius of alt.astronomy |
| February | PorchMonkey4Life |
| March | Brad Guth |
| April | Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska |
| May June | Michael "Howdy / TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt Hagar |
| July | Angela Kahealani of alt.society.sovereign |
| August | Bill AKA Respondant |
| September | Pamela Russell |
| October | Chief Thracian |
| November | The Big-8 Management Board |
| December | Duke the American-American |
| January | Ilya Shambat and the Shambat Household |
| February | George Dance and Jeff Relf (tie) |
| March | Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton" |
| April | Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran |
| May | Jonathan Herr |
| June
July | Maxwell
David "Yads" Yadallee AKA "The Doctor" of rec.arts.drwho |
| August | pla of alt.rhode_island |
| September | Steve Carroll |
| October | GitRDunn |
| November | Bozo De Niro of alt.comedy.standup |
| December |
| January | Captain Neal AKA risible k'lame of trademark |
| February March | NO ONE of alt.abortion and alt.politics.homosexuality |
| April | |
| May | Seamus MacRae |
No Awards 2010- 2011
| January | Janithor % squiggle teh AssWorm |
| February | Greg "ipv6 virgin" Hall |
| May | Alexander Bartolich (Deceased) |
| June | [Tor] Phoenix aka Mittens the Anonypussy |
| July | |
| August | |
| September | |
| October | |
| November | |
| December |
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Golden Killfile
| June | Rick "Woody" Sherwood |
| September | Albert Silverman |
| April | James Ogle |
| May | Jay "Jai Maharaj" "Fucknozzle" Stevens |
| June | Ted Holden |
| August | Ludwig "Archimedes Plutonium" Poehlmann |
| October | S.P. "Soiled Panties" (pardoned) |
| December | Bradley L. "Bard" Jesness |
| August | Tim "Skidmark" Brown |
| September | Andrea Chen |
| July | Richard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis |
| September | Hell Flame Wars (deceased) |
| October | Sheercon |
| November | Michael Newton & Kenneth Pangborn |
| February | King "King Wanker" Stormtrooper |
| April | MarsRules |
| October | Martin J. Hannigan |
| January | Shut-Up |
| March | Tony Sidaway |
| June | Alt.Snuh |
| August | Tim "Cock Rocket" Ness |
| September | Raymond Ronald Karczewski (bailed) |
| November | Andrew Walcott "Crazy Andy" Beckwith |
| December | Emmett Earl Gulley (jailed) |
| THE Cast Iron "Rusty" Bitch |
| January | Henrietta K. Thomas |
| February | Big Tu Tu |
| March | Sky King |
| May | Barbara Schwarz |
| June | Derek "Mister X" Lawrence |
| July | Brandon "Brandy" Hex |
| August | Russell B. "Rusty" "kittlesthekat" Waters |
| April | Charles "Zero" Nemo |
| Tom Bishop | |
| May | Alexa Cameron |
| June | All Anonymous Remailers |
| Joseph Bartlo | |
| July | Lynne "Hoofprints" Lyons |
| Alan Palmer | |
| September | Ying Guo the non-existent |
| October | Johnny Wizard |
| November | Trollzilla, alias The Sniggler |
| December | Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton |
| January | Alex "Dink" Cain & Will Dockery |
| February | Charles D "Chuckweasel" Bohne |
| April | Antonio L "Jabriol" Santana |
| May | Steve "Fly Cooter" Young |
| June | Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe |
| August | alt.flame.niggers |
| September | Sylvia Sullivan |
| October | Gordon Radavich |
| November | Scott Lifshine |
| December | babaloo you too |
| January | Professeur "TwoShits" von TwoSteps |
| February | Michael Baldwin Bruce |
| March | Google Groups |
| April | HipCrime |
| May | Honest John |
| June | No Winner, No Nomination |
| August | Mark Morgan, alias "an old friend" |
| September | Not Awarded |
| October | alt.religion.islam flamewar participants |
| November | Andrew Chung |
| December | Steve Perkoff |
| January | MI5Victim |
| February March | PorchMonkey4Life Matt Giwer |
| April | Rhonda Lea Kirk |
| May | Sam A. Moser, A.K.A. "Yeshua is my Savior" |
| June July | Robert E. McElwaine David Tholen |
| August | Bloxy/Nukleus posting as Librarian |
| September | Not presented |
| October | Not presented |
| November | Not presented |
| December | Daniel Joseph Min |
| January | Not presented |
| February March | Greg "Greegor" Hanson alt.religion.jehovahs-witn |
| April | Not presented |
| May | Jeffrey "Jazzycat" Noble |
| June July | gregvk Top Poster of rec.arts.drwho |
| August | Tim Bruening |
| September | Tim "Three Fucking Weeks" Thorne |
| October | Mark Morgan fanclub of rec.radio.amateur.policy |
| November | Not presented |
| December | Douglas "Doogie" Grant and Sam Vaknin (tie) |
| January February March | Not presented No Ballot Not presented |
| April | No Ballot |
| May | % (persent@gmail.com) aka squiggle teh AssWorm |
| January | Ras Michael Enoch (aka Michael McCarty) fasgnadh |
| March | Alien the Anonymous Coward |
| April | |
| May | Dave TV aka Patrick Michael Sullivan |
| June | |
| August | |
| September | |
| October | |
| November | |
| December |
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Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award
| May | The USA Parliament |
| August | Tom Holiday |
| December | Ludwig "Archimedes Plutonium" Poehlmann |
| January | John P. Boatwright |
| The Coalition (deceased) | |
| June | Albert Silverman |
| August | Diana L. "Curio Jones" Napolis (asylum) |
| September | Andrea Chen |
| November | Michael Newton |
| December | Jerry Newport |
| January | Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann |
| July | Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann |
| August | Bruce Daniel Kettler |
| September | Robert E. McElwaine |
| Alexander Abian (deceased) | |
| November | Olavi Noronen |
| April | Craig Clark |
| May | Jason "Flagship1" "Fraudship1" Bisbing |
| August | Jean-Paul Turcaud |
| September | Guy Harel |
| October | Dore Williamson |
| December | Nick Kaffes |
| January | John P. "Sollog" Ennis |
| May | Vegas Luna |
| June | Raymond Ronald Karczewski (bailed) |
| July | Gene Ray |
| September | Apollo Moon Landing Hoax Theorists |
| October | J William Dell |
| November | Daniel Joseph Min |
| December | Integrated Astrological Guide To Self-Empowerment |
| January | Soc.Men |
| February | DM |
| March | Sky King & Texas A&M |
| April | James Harris |
| May | Giant Attitude |
| August | Principle of Planetary Rotation |
| November | Wollmann's Dinosaur/Gravity Theory |
| December | Grizzly Antagonist |
| February | Rick Sobie |
| April | Alexa Cameron |
| June | Bob of soc.men |
| George Hammond | |
| Ray Murphy | |
| July | Brian "Yoda" Sterling |
| Rudolf X | |
| August | Charles D "Chuckweasel" Bohne |
| September | Richard C "Hoaxland" Hoagland |
| November | Alexa Cameron |
| December | Jack Sarfatti |
| February | Zetasum |
| March | Pamela K Russell |
| April | Jerry "Puppy Wizard" Howe |
| May | Brad Guth |
| June | Alexa Cameron |
| July | Ed "Brain of Coal" Conrad |
| August | Kansas Board of Education |
| September | nightbat |
| October | Brad Guth |
| November | Warhol |
| January | Bill Sheppard |
| February | Archimedes Plutonium |
| March | Alexa Cameron |
| April | Matt Giwer |
| May | tomcat |
| June | Dr. Andrew B Chung |
| July | No Ballot |
| August | Pamela K Russell |
| September | "Dr" Avenger, J. Taylor, Don Findlay |
| October | |
| November December | Nightbat of alt.astronomy Ernie Primeau |
| January | Paine Ellsworth AKA Painus of alt.astronomy |
| February | Andrew B. Chung |
| March | Jeff Relf |
| April | Tom Potter |
| May June July | The Anti-Relativists of sci.physics Nightbat of alt.astronomy Paine Ellsworth AKA Painius of alt.astronomy and Bill Sheppard AKA Oldcoot |
| August September | "Singing Starving Stomach" by Dr. Andrew B. Chung The Real Theory of Relativity is being suppressed" by Double-A and "The 911 Twin Towers Hologram" by Raymond Karczewski (tie) |
| October November | Zanthius AKA Dr. Druggie Not presented |
| December | "Humans butchered dinosaurs before they were mummified" by Lin Liangtai |
| January | Not presented |
| February | Not presented |
| March | Space Magnetism" by Bill "Oldcoot" Sheppard and "The unified force as algebraic middle between all four fundamental ones" by "Flowing Dedanoe Unlishnidaos (tie) |
| April | "Morgellons Is A Man-Made Silicon Based Life Form" by Alexa Cameron |
| May June July | "Quantum AetherDynamics Institute" by David Thomson Photon Degradation" by Double-A Not presented |
| August September | "Doctor Who Physics" by Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho "Archaeology 'totally discredited'" by Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho |
| October November | Not presented Not presented |
| December | Not presented |
| January | "Presciption drugs are the 4th leading cause of death" by Carole of aus.politics and misc.health.alternative |
| February | No Ballot |
| March | Not presented |
| April | No Ballot |
| May | Not presented |
No Awards 2010 - 2011
| January | Emmett Gulley for his bizarre explanation of humidity |
| February | David "The Doctor" "Yads" Yadallee |
| March | |
| April | |
| May | Richard S Bullis for his theories of a '1kW unamplified CB radio that wipes out all communications in a 30 mile radius' yet escapes any FCC scrutiny, and 'advanced military radio signal reception'. |
| August | |
| November | |
| December |
Looney Maroon Award [unretired]
| June | Internet Email Marketing Council (deceased) |
| S.P. "Soiled Panties" (pardoned) | |
| July | Bill "Biil Palmjob" Palmer |
| Bradley L. "Bard" Jesness | |
| August | Sanford "Spamford" Wallace |
| September | Sanford "Spamford" Wallace |
| October | David "Terri 'Ticklebitch' DiSisto" D'Amato (jailed) |
| November | Ludwig "Archimedes Plutonium" Poehlmann |
| December | Bradley L. "Bard" Jesness |
| Tim "Skidmark" Brown |
| January | Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann |
| Jerry M. "Richard X. Frager" "Art Wholeflaffer" Kolnick | |
| February | Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann |
| March | Wayne McGuire |
| April | TheR0Bobby |
| May | Bruce Daniel Kettler |
| June | Bradley L. "Bard" Jesness |
| July | Aaron "Grape Boy" Welch |
| August | Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann |
| September | Tim "Skidmark" Brown |
| October | Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann |
| November | Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann |
| December | Tim "Three Fucking Weeks" "Dink" Thorne |
| January | Victor "I Fuck My Dog" Negron |
| February | Tim "Three Fucking Weeks" "Dink" Thorne |
| Victor "I Fuck My Dog" Negron | |
| Bralph | |
| LVScott | |
| March | Jeffrey Douglas "McJeffy" Hunt |
| April | Richard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis |
| May | Richard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis |
| June | Richard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis |
| July | Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann |
| August | Richard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis |
| September | Douglas "Doogie" Grant |
| October | Dave "Joe1orbit" & The Orbiteers |
| November | Martin J. Hannigan |
| December | Erik "Erik Mouse" McDarby |
| January | Martin J. Hannigan |
| February | Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann |
| March | Missouri FreeNet |
| April | MarsRules |
| May | Flagship1 "Fraudship1" of the Paranormal |
| June | Vinny |
| July | MarsRules |
| August | Fuckhead Slayer |
| September | Flagship1 "Fraudship1" of the Paranormal |
| October | Flagship1 "Fraudship1" of the Paranormal |
| November | Emmett Earl Gulley (bailed) |
| December | Emmett Earl Gulley (bailed) |
| January | Edvin Augusts |
| February | Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann |
| March | Stiff Me Not |
| April | Douglas "Doogie" Grant |
| May | Richard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis |
| Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann | |
| Flux | |
| Walter Kent Prescott | |
| June | Raymond Ronald Karczewski (bailed) |
| July | Richard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis |
| August | Jean-Paul Turcaud |
| September | Steve "Fly Cooter" Young |
| January | Sylvia "Psylvia" Sullivan |
| February | Chuck Lysaght, a.k.a. "Death Tour Lies-Sack" |
| March | Rasta Khan |
| April | Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils" |
| May | Soc.Men |
| June | Dr. Andrew B Chung |
| July | No Ballot |
| August | Dr. Andrew B Chung |
| September | Alan Jones |
| October | Andre Lieven |
| November | Pamela Russell |
| December | Pamela Russell |
| January | Andrew Chung |
| February | nightbat of alt.astronomy |
| March | Steve "Wonderbra" Chaney |
| April | Gerald "G-Dolf" Newton of alt.culture.alaska |
| May | Brad Guth |
| June | Tom Potter |
| July | Nightbat of alt.astronomy |
| August | Dr. Andrew B. Chung |
| September | Alexa Cameron |
| October | Not presented |
| November | Rush Limbaugh |
| December | Bill Hughes |
| January | Jerry Stuckle |
| February | Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska |
| March | Usenet Freedom Fighters |
| April | Not presented |
| May | Matthew Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter |
| June | Jamie "Lamie" Baillie |
| July | Not presented |
| August | Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho and Richard "The St00pid" Bullis (tie) |
| September | Raymond Karczewski |
| October | Charles Lysaght & his "blargh", and Gunner Asch (tie) |
| November | Not presented |
| December | David Icke |
| March | Jan Drew |
| January | Emmett Gulley |
| February | Greg "Rock Hard Stupid Greegor" Hanson |
| March | The Casey Anthony Facebook Defenders |
| April | Bucky Breeder |
| May | Alexander Bartolich |
| June | [Tor] Phoenix aka Mittens the Anonypussy |
| July | Paul G. "Two-Socks Derbyshire |
| August | |
| September | |
| October | |
| November | |
| December |
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker
| October | S.P. "Soiled Panties" (pardoned) |
| August | TOR |
| February | Bradley L. "Bard" Jesness |
| July | Richard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis |
| December | Emmett Earl Gulley (bailed) |
| June | Richard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis |
| December | Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton |
| February | Bradley L. "Bard" Jesness |
| April | Chuck "Chuckles the Clown" Lysaght |
| May | David Tholen |
| June | Steve "BowTie" Young |
| July | Sylvia "PSCREECHING PSYLVIA" Sullivan |
| August | soc.men |
| September | Sylvia Sullivan |
| October | Jayne Kulikauskas |
| November | Vito "Frito" Kuhn |
| December | Professeur von Twosteps |
| January | Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton |
| Pamela K "Spamela" Russell |
| March | Professeur Von TwoSteps |
| April | Pamela K Russell |
| May | Joey Jimenez, alias "Colonel Jake" |
| June | Raymond R Karczewski |
| August October November December | Richard M Scoville CONNOR_A Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe Joseph "Foamy" Bartlo |
| January February | Andrew B. Chung VITO KUHN & THE BIG-8 MANAGEMENT BOARD |
| March April | Andrew B."Double-Doctor" Chung Gerald "G-Dolf" Newton of alt.culture.alaska |
| May | Not presented |
| June | Honest John AKA Clockbrain |
| July | David Tholen |
| August | Not presented |
| September | Alexa Cameron |
| October | Not presented |
| November | Rush Limbaugh |
| December | Duke the American-American |
| January February | Not presented Not presented |
| March April | The No Salvation Army of alt.atheism Not presented |
| May | Not presented |
| June | Not presented |
| July | Jamie "Lamie" Baillie |
| August | Not presented |
| September | Captain Neal AKA Gregory Hall |
| October | Not presented |
| November | Alan Connor posting as Sidney Lambe |
| December | Not presented |
| January | Captain Neal AKA risible k'lame of trademark |
No Awards 2010 - 2011
| January February | Not Presented Dave Yadallee, Ignis Fatuus, and Respondant "Bill" |
| March April | Greg 'Greegor Rock Hard Stupid' Hanson |
| May | Ras Eunuch McCarty aka Operation Wetback |
| June | |
| July | |
| August | |
| September | |
| October | |
| November | |
| December |
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Palmjob Paddle
| July | Bill "Biil Palmjob" Palmer |
| Richard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis | |
| August | Richard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis |
| Richbull.Com (deceased) | |
| September | Richard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis |
| October | Maryanne "LoafHead" Kehoe |
| November | Tim "Three Fucking Weeks" "Dink" Thorne |
| January | Richard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis |
| May | Diana L. "Curio Jones" Napolis |
| September | Alt.Hackers.Malicious |
| October | Martin J. Hannigan |
| Tim "Three Fucking Weeks" "Dink" Thorne | |
| November | Emmett Earl Gulley (jailed) |
| December | Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann |
| January | Alex Cain |
| February | Vinny |
| May | Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann |
| July | George Hammond |
| August | Russell B Waters |
| September | Pamela K Russell |
| October | Lynne "Goofprints" Lyons |
| November | Russell B Waters |
| December | Russell B Waters |
| February | Herc |
| July | Mark Ferguson |
| September | Steve "Fly Cooter" Young |
| October | Nunya Bidness |
| November | Pamela K "sPamela" Russell |
| December | Nunya Bidness |
| January | Richard M "Freespeechstore" Scoville |
| February | Tom Bishop, a.k.a. "Amadeus Jinn" |
| March | Rasta Khan |
| May | Viking of soc.men |
| August | Richard M Scoville |
| September | Daryl Hunt |
| October November December | Richard "teh St00pid" Bullis
Martha Vandella Tom Bishop |
| January February | PorchMonkey4Life The Big-8 Management Board |
| March April May June July | "Miguel" PorchMonkey4Life NunYa Bidness, a.k.a. "Massive Prong" Michael "Howdy / TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt Not presented |
| August September | Raymond Karczewski David Tholen |
| October | Jim Riley |
| November | The Big-8 Management Board |
| December | Jamie "Lamie" Baillie |
| January February March April May June | Not presented Big-8 Management Board and news.groups.proposals Hagar Not presented Not presented Jamie "Lamie" Baillie |
| July August | Bob Milby AKA Patriot Games Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter |
| September | Captain Neal AKA Gregory Hall |
| October | GitRDunn |
| November | Not presented |
| December | Scott Abraham |
| January February March April May | Not presented No Ballot Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton No Ballot Not presented |
| January February | Emmett Gulley Alien the Anonymous Coward |
| March | David 'Yads' Yadallee |
| July | Paul G. "Two-Socks Derbyshire |
| October | |
| November | |
| December |
George Pickett Memorial Trophy
| July | Bradley L. "Bard" Jesness |
| August | Richard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis |
| October | Ludwig "Archimedes Plutonium" Poehlmann |
| December | Martin J. Hannigan |
| January | Richard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis |
| April | Bill Gates |
| May | Diana L. "Curio Jones" Napolis |
| June | Alt.Hackers.Malicious |
| September | Tim "Three Fucking Weeks" "Dink" Thorne |
| October | Tim "Three Fucking Weeks" "Dink" Thorne |
| November | Emmett Earl Gulley (bailed) |
| December | Maryanne "LoafHead" Kehoe |
| February | Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann |
| March | Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann |
| May | Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann |
| June | Lynne "Goofprints" Lyons |
| August | Gordon Roy "Ray Gordon" Parker |
| September | Pamela K Russell |
| October | Strider |
| February | Herc |
| March | jet |
| May | Steve "BowTie" Young |
| July | Vito "Frito Kuhntroll" Kuhn |
| August | Sylvia "PSYLVIA" Sullivan |
| September | Steve "Fly Cooter" Young |
| October | Richard M Scoville |
| November | Tom Bishop |
| December | Chuck "Chucknozzle" Lysaght |
| January | Catherine Burr |
| February | Raymond R Karczewski |
| March | MARC WIGLE |
| May | No Nominations, No Winner |
| June | Daryl Hunt |
| August | The "Outer Filth" 'Trio' |
| September | Richard M. Scoville |
| October | Andre Lieven |
| November | Alan Jones |
| December | Antonio "Jabriol" Santana |
| January February | Andrew B. Chung Double-A |
| March April | "Miguel" Barbara Schwarz |
| May June | Ed Conrad Honest John AKA Clockbrain |
| July | David Tholen |
| August | Jean-Paul Turcaud |
| September | Raymond Karczewski |
| October | Bill Hughes |
| November | Not presented |
| December | Alexa Cameron |
| January February | Jamie "Lamie" Baillie Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska |
| March April | Usenet Freedom Fighters Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter |
| May June | Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran Jamie "Lamie" Baillie |
| July | Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho |
| August | Bucky Breeder |
| September | Gerald Newton |
| October | Charles Lysaght |
| November | Not presented |
| December | Captain Neal AKA Gregory Hall |
| January February March April May | Not presented No Ballot RAY MARTINEZ No Ballot Not presented |
| January February | Emmett Gulley Archimedes Plutonium |
| March | Greg 'Greegor Rock Hard Stupid' Hanson |
| April | Kent Wills |
| July | Albatross |
| August | |
| September | |
| October | |
| November | |
| December |
Coward of the Month
| September | Anonymous Asshole |
| October | Maryanne "LoafHead" Kehoe |
| November | Kaptain Kook |
| Erik "Erik Mouse" McDarby |
| January | David "Terri 'Ticklebitch' DiSisto" D'Amato (jailed) |
| February | Dave "Joe1orbit" |
| April | Stiff Me Not |
| September | Ray "Monkeyboy" Dixon |
| October | Brad L. "Bard" Jesness |
| Martin J. Hannigan | |
| November | Flagship1 "Fraudship1" of the Paranormal |
| December | Emmett Earl Gulley (jailed) |
| January | Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann |
| Stiff Me Not | |
| February | Richard "Richard the St00pid" Bullis |
| April | Alex Cain |
| May | Bruce Daniel Kettler |
| March | Joseph "Foamy" Bartlo |
| April | Uni/ArtistMike |
| May | Ray Murphy |
| June | Charles D. "Bohnehead" Bohne |
| July | Alexa Cameron |
| August | Pietro "Virus Pie" Sommavilla |
| September | John "Kookass" Lucas |
| October | Chuck "Chucknozzle" Lysaght |
| November | Alexa Cameron |
| December | Russell B Waters |
| January | Chuck "Chucknozzle" Lysaght |
| February | Chuck "Chucknozzle" Lysaght |
| March | David Tholen |
| April | Steve "BowTie" Young |
| May | Steve "BowTie" Young |
| July | Joseph "Foamy" Bartlo |
| August | Gerald Newton |
| September | Steve "Fly Cooter" Young |
| October | Richard M Scoville |
| November | Tom Bishop |
| December | Michael Baldwin Bruce |
| January | Michael Baldwin Bruce |
| February | Raymond R Karczewski |
| March | Rasta Khan |
| April | Chuck Lysaght |
| May | Honest John |
| June | Andre Lieven of soc.men |
| July | No Ballot |
| August | Richard M Scoville |
| September | Dustin Cook |
| October | Andrew Chung |
| November | Andrew Chung |
| December | Andrew Chung |
| January | Joseph Bartlo |
| February | Steve "Wonderbra" Chaney |
| March | Gerald "G-Dolf" Newton of alt.culture.alaska |
| April | Gerald "G-Dolf" Newton of alt.culture.alaska |
| May June | Honest John Saucerheads of alt.astronomy |
| July | Edmond Heinz Wollmann |
| August | Bill Hughes |
| September | Nightbat of alt.astronomy |
| October | Bill Hughes |
| November | Andrew B. Chung |
| December | Bill Hughes |
| January | Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska |
| February | Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton" |
| March | Alexa Cameron |
| April | Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran |
| May June | Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran Jamie "Lamie" Baillie |
| July | Scott Abraham |
| August | The Stalking Outer Filth Fanclub of Bobbi Sanchez |
| September | Cue/Lil |
| October | "Fake Snarky" |
| November | Gunner Asch |
| December | Charles Lysaght |
| January | Jan Drew |
| February March | Not Presented |
| April May | Bill Jillians/"<p>sychotic <c>hicken" |
| September | |
| October | |
| November | |
| December |
| January | Alien |
| February | fasgnadh "James Murdoch" "Indecisive Soldier of God" |
| March | Ras Mikaere 'Eunuch' Enoch |
| April | Greg "Greegor Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson |
| May | Alexander Bartolich |
| June | Emmett Gulley 81 |
| August | |
| September | |
| October | |
| November | |
| December |
Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award
| June | Joseph "Foamy" Bartlo |
| July | Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann |
| August | Joseph "Foamy" Bartlo |
| September | Chuck "Chucknozzle" Lysaght |
| October | Chuck "Chucknozzle" Lysaght |
| November | Chuck "Chucknozzle" Lysaght |
| January | Chuck "Chucknozzle" Lysaght |
| February | Chuck "Chucknozzle" Lysaght |
| March | Gerald Newton |
| April | PsYcHo Queer Basher |
| May | Alexa Cameron |
| June | Vito "Frito Kuhntroll" Kuhn |
| July | Soc.Men |
| August | Mark "Fergie" Ferguson |
| September | Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton & Steve "Fly Cooter" Young |
| October | Sylvia Sullivan |
| November | Pamela K "sPammy" Russell |
| December | NunYa Bidness |
| January | Anthony Banovic |
| February | Honest John |
| March | KMAN of ott.general |
| April | Paine Ellsworth, alias Painius |
| May | Joseph Bartlo and Russell B Waters |
| June | Raymond R Karczewski |
| July | No ballot |
| August | MCP of Soc.Men |
| September | Wabbit |
| October | Andrew Chung |
| November | Alan Jones |
| December | Joseph "Foamy" Bartlo |
| January | PorchMonkey4Life |
| February | Dustin "Dustbin" Cook |
| March | Not presented |
| April | Gerald "G-Dolf" Newton of alt.culture.alaska |
| May | Not presented |
| June | Honest John AKA Clockbrain |
| July | Angela Kahealani of alt.society.sovereign |
| August | Charles Lysaght |
| September | Nightbat of alt.astronomy |
| October | Bill Hughes |
| November | Richard "The St00pid" Bullis |
| December | The Big-8 Management Board |
| January | Anthony X AKA Sir Tony Brandy |
| February | Nightbat of alt.astronomy |
| March | John Wenztky |
| April | David Tholen |
| May | Not presented |
| June | gregvk |
| July | Jamie "Lamie" Baillie |
| August | Bucky Breeder |
| September | GitRDunn |
| October | Not presented |
| November | Alan Connor posting as Sidney Lambe |
| December | Antonio Santana AKA Jabriol |
| January | Jamie Baillie |
| January | Emmett Gulley |
| February | Rusty "Grand Wizard" Tavek |
| March | No Winner |
| April | Ras Mikaere "Eunuch" Enoch aka Operation Wetback |
| May | I Punce aka Scatboi aka MMFC Bit Rot Frogger |
| June | [Tor] Phoenix aka Mittens the Anonypussy |
| July | Paul G. "Two-Socks Derbyshire |
| August | |
| September | |
| October | |
| November | |
| December |
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Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
| February | Raymond Ronald Karczewski |
| August | Jason "jjayboyd" Plawner |
| September | Vito Kuhn & fam.* |
| December | Pamela K "sPamela" Russell |
| January
March | Chuck "Chucknozzle" Lysaght
Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon |
| August | The "Outer Filth" 'Trio' |
| November | Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe |
| December | Andrew Chung |
| January February March April | PorchMonkey4Life Gerald "G-dolf" Newton of alt.culture.alaska Nukleus/Bloxy Bozo de Niro of alt.comedy.standup |
| May June July August | Michael "Howdy / Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt Richard "Teh St00pid" Bullis Edmond Heinz Wollmann Tom "Tosser" Bishop |
| September October | Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe Tim "Three Fucking Weeks" Thorne |
| November December | Not presented Michael "Howdy / Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt |
| January February March April | Ken Pangborn Richard "FreeSpeechStore" Scoville Usenet Freedom Fighters Not presented |
| May June July August | Not presented The RAMD Asswipe Brigade Not presented Jamie "Lamie" Baillie |
| September October | David "Yads" Yadallee AKA The Doctor of rec.arts.drwho Not presented |
| November December | Captain Neal AKA Greg Hall Captain Neal AKA Greg Hall |
| January February March April May | Raymond Karczewski No Ballot Jamie "Lamie" Baillie No Ballot Not presented |
| February | David "The Doctor" "Yads" Yadallee |
| August | |
| September | |
| December |
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award
| April | Linda Gore |
| May | Alexa Cameron |
| July | Pastor Steve "Steebie" Winter |
| August | Chuck "Chucknozzle" Lysaght |
| September | Gerald Newton |
| November | Pamela K "sPamela" Russell |
| December | Raymond Ronald Karczewski |
| February | Tom Bishop, a.k.a. "Amadeus Jinn" |
| March | NIGHTBAT OF ALT.ASTRONOM |
| April | Dolf Boek |
| May | Jayne Kulikauskas |
| June | Kenneth R Pangborn |
| August | Andre Lieven |
| September October November December | Duane Arnold PL Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe Antonio "Jabriol" Santana and Matthew Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter |
| January
February March April | PorchMonkey4Life Raymond Karczewski "Miguel" "Miguel" |
| May June | Brad Guth and Catherine Burr (tie) Dr. Andrew B. Chung |
| July | Dr. Andrew B. Chung |
| August | Scott Abraham |
| September October | Catherine Burr and Tom Potter (tie) Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt |
| November | Andrew B. Chung |
| December | Ken Pangborn |
| Jan/Feb March April | Not presented
Charles Lysaght Douglas "Doogie" Grant |
| May June | Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran Jamie "Lamie" Baillie |
| July | Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho |
| August | Catherine Burr |
| September October | Karen Anderson Captain Neal AKA Gregory Hall |
| November | Not presented |
| December | Captain Neal AKA Gregory Hall |
| January - May | Not presented |
No Awards 2010-2011
| January | Emmett Gulley Greg "Neal Warren" Hall |
| February | Ignis "Igneous Rockius" Fatuus |
| March | Ignis 'Igneous Rockius' Fatuus |
| May | Ras Eunuch McCarty aka Operation Wetback |
| September | |
| November | |
| December |
Lifetime Achievement Awards
Bobo Award
| Michael E. "Pantload" Enlow (October 1997) |
| John "Johnboy" McGrath (November 1997) (jailed) |
| Earl Gordon Curley (December 1997) (deceased) |
| National Organization of Internet Commerce (January 1998) (deceased) |
| Heaven's Gate (Unknown Month 1998) (deceased) |
| Frank Virga (May 1998) (jailed) |
| Jeff Slaton (May 1998) (jailed) |
| Laurence Canter & Martha Siegal (October 1998) |
| Sanford "Spamford" Wallace (October 1998) |
| Pres. William Jefferson "Slick Willie" Clinton (December 1998) |
| Woodside Literary Agency (February 1999) (deceased) (jailed) |
| Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann (July 1999) |
| "Gary Glitter" (Paul Gadd) (November 1999) (jailed) |
| Scott Abraham (November 1999) (bailed) |
| Bill Gates (April 2000) |
| William Albrecht (May 2000) |
| Kevin Filan (October 2000) |
| David "Terri Ticklebitch" D'Amato (April 2001) (jailed) |
| Emmett Earl Gulley (June 2001) (bailed) |
| Raymond Ronald Karczewski (September 2002) (bailed) |
| Diana L. "Curio Jones" Napolis (January 2003) (asylum) |
| Bob Allisat (January 2003) |
| Great Hacker Contest (July 2003) (deceased) |
| Terror Futures Market (July 2003) (deceased) |
| Michael Sean "EQ" Worley (September 2003) |
| Steven Earl Cottingham August 2004) (jailed) |
| Damon DeCrescenzo & David Burstyn (January 2005) |
| Alexa Cameron (March 2005) |
| John P "Sollog" Ennis (March 2005) |
| Jeremy Jaynes (April 2005) (jailed) |
| Spanish "419" "Nigerian" scammers (August 2005) |
| Sony BMG (December 2005) |
| Jeanson James Ancheta (January 2006) Archimedes Plutonium (February 2006) Gordon Roy Parker aka Ray Gordon (March 2006) John Bunt, aka Guy Fawkes! (March 2006) Terry Ortman (May 2006) Paul Gibbons (November 2006) Richard "FreeSpeechStore" Scoville (January 2007) Shaun Harrison & Saverio Mondelli, The MySpace Hackers (Feb 2007 Seaman Russell Tavares AKA Pyrodice (July 2007) Christopher "Rizler" Smith and Michael Vick (August 2007) Fred Phelps/WBC/godhatesfags.com (November 2007) Keith Francis William Noble AKA "adolfhitler at shaw dot ca" (Feb 2008
Brandon Herbert, Amber Herbert, and Jeanette "Rauni" Runyon (4-08)
Scott "Wereo" Lifshine (June 2008)
Patrick Michael Sullivan AKA The Kearsley Curse (July 2008)
Kevin Cogill (August 2008)
Jack Thompson (September 2008)
Tom Bishop (March 2009)
Atlas Bugged (January 2012) William Melchert-Dinkel (April 2012) Brian 'Dr HGH' McDaid (May 2012) Dr. Andrew Chung (June 2012) |
| Tim "Skidmark" Brown (December 1997) |
| Bradley L. "Bard" Jesness (December 1997) |
| Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann (February 1998) |
| Borq (June 1999?) |
| Richard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis (July 1999?) |
John Martin Grubor Memorial Award [retired]
Busted Urinal Award
| Tim "Skidmark" Brown (January 1998) |
| Edmond Heinz Wollmann (February 1998) |
| Wayne McGuire (March 1998) |
| S.P. "Soiled Panties" (April 1998) (pardoned) |
| Jay Sterling (June 1998) |
| Aaron "Grape Boy" Welch (July 1998) |
| Bill Palmer "Six Spiteful Turds" (July 1998) |
| Bradley L. "Bard" Jesness (July 1998) |
| Jervis Dedalus (July 1998) |
| Steven Ray "Steebie" Winter (August 1998) |
| HipCrime (August 1998) |
| The Toilet Seat (September 1998) |
| Jim Collier (October 1998) |
| Bill "Biil Palmjob" Palmer (October 1998) |
| Sen. Frank Murkowski (October 1998) |
| Fyre's Insultbot (October 1998) (deceased) |
| Tim "Three Fucking Weeks" "Dink" Thorne (January 1999) |
| New America (January 1999) |
| Victor "I Fuck My Dog" Negron (February 1999) |
| Jeffrey Douglas "McJeffy" Hunt (March 1999) |
| Richard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis (April 1999) |
| Edward Cherry (June 1999) |
| Richbull.Com (June 1999) (deceased) |
| Ian Goddard (July 1999) |
| Heinzy's Love Letters (ed wollman) (August 1999) |
| Jules (August 1999) |
| Bert Hoff (September 1999) |
| Erik Mouse's Hangout (deceased) (October 1999) |
| King "King Wanker" Stormtrooper (October 1999) |
| Maryanne "LoafHead" Kehoe (October 1999) |
| TOR (November 1999) |
| Michael Newton & Kenneth Pangborn (November 1999) |
| Martin J. Hannigan (November 1999) |
| Missouri FreeNet (March 2000) |
| Krauts R Us (April 2000) |
| Andrew Thomas Brunner (April 2000) |
| Matthew "Diaperboy" Moulton (May 2000) |
| Church of $cientology (May 2000) |
| Vinny (June 2000) |
| MarsRules (August 2000) |
| Realjackass.Com (August 2000) |
| Ray "Monkeyboy" Dixon (October 2000) |
| Kevin Filan (October 2000) |
| TOR (October 2000) |
| Anti-Freeze (December 2000) |
| Alex Cain (January 2001) |
| Tony Sidaway & PZ Myers (February 2001) |
| Steve Chaney (May 2001) |
| Daedra Morrighan (June 2001) |
| Usenet Freedom Fighters (July 2004) |
| Fans of Michael Jackson in AMM-J (August 2004) |
| Derek "ExtremeOne" "Mary" Lawrence (September 2004) |
| Lover of SB16's FM Synth, alias Masculism_Virism (October 2004) |
| Charles D "Chuckweasel" Bohne (November 2004) |
| Pamela K "sPammy" Russell (December 2004) |
| Chuck "Chucknozzle" Lysaght (January 2005) |
| Sylvia "PSYLVIA" Sullivan (February 2005) |
| Alexa Cameron (March 2005) |
| Linda Gore (April 2005) |
| Steve "Bowtie" Young (May 2005) |
| Raving Loonie (June 2005) |
| Soc.Men (July 2005) |
| Gerald "G-dolf" Newton (August 2005) |
| Gordon "The Revd" Radavich (September 2005) |
| Professeur von TwoSteps (October 2005) |
| Warhol (November 2005) |
| Michael Baldwin Bruce (December 2005) |
| Lynne "Hoofprints" Lyons (January 2006) Honest John (February 2006) Tom Bishop, a.k.a. "Amadeus Jinn" (March 2006) Wayne Brown of news.groups (April 2006) The Big-8 Management Board (May 2006) |
| Brad Guth, a.k.a. GuthBall (June 2006) |
| Andrew B Chung (August 2006) Bob&Carole (September 2006) |
| Carol "Koi-lo" Gulley and Antonio "Jabriol" Santana (November 2006) |
| "miguel" (December 2006) |
| 01/07 PorchMonkey4Life |
| 03/07 Nightbat of alt.astronomy |
| 04/07 Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe |
| 05/07 Douglas "Doogie" Grant |
| 07/07 Hagar |
| 08/07 Bloxy/Nukleus posting as Librarian |
| 09/07 Tom Potter |
| 11/07 Ed Conrad |
| 12/07 Bill Hughes |
| 01/08 Carl "calrog" Rogers |
| 03/08 rec.sport.pro-wrestling |
| 04/08 David Tholen |
| 05/08 Daniel Joseph Min |
| 06/08 Jamie "Lamie" Baillie |
| 07/08 Ray Gordon Parker |
| 08/08 Bucky Breeder |
09/08 Cue/Lil and The Mark Morgan Fan Club of rec.radio.amateur.policy (tie) |
| 11/08 GitRDunn |
| 12/08 Captain Neal AKA Gregory Hall |
| 05/09 % (persent@gmail.com) aka Squiggle teh AssWorm |
| 01/12 Emmett Gulley |
| 02/12 Greg "Rock Hard Stupid Greegor" Hanson |
| 03/12 Greggie 1srlts |
| 04/12 Bobbi Sanchez aka Lady Veteran |
| 05/12 The Colonel 06/12 Dave TV aka Patrick Sullivan 07/12 Tard Phoenix the Anonypussy |
Unabomber Surprise
| Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann (May 1998) |
| Bradley L. "Bard" Jesness (June 1998) |
| Steven Ray "Steebie" Winter (August 1998) |
| Mike Vandeman (August 1998) |
| Bill "Biil Palmjob" Palmer (October 1998) |
| Kenneth Starr (December 1998) |
| U.S. House Judiciary Committee (December 1998) |
| Michael Newton (January 1999) |
| Richard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis (July 1999) |
| Walter Kent Prescott (October 2000?) |
| Dana Phillips (April 2000) |
| Matthew "Diaperboy" Moulton (May 2000) |
| Dore Williamson (October 2000) |
| MarsRules (November 2000) |
| Edvin Augusts (December 2000) |
| Ray "Monkeyboy" Dixon (June 2001) |
| Raymond Ronald Karczewski (June2001) (bailed) |
| Alan Yu (May 2004) |
| Ilya Shambat (August 2004) |
| Alan Jones (September 2004) |
| Lynne "Goofprints" Lyons (October 2004) |
| Will Dockery (January 2005) |
| Linda Gore (March 2005) |
| Jerry "Puppy Wizard" Howe (April 2005) |
| Brad Guth (June 2005) |
| Sylvia "PSCREECHING PSYLVIA" Sullivan (August 2005) |
| David Tholen (September 2005) |
| Catherine "Christmas Cake" Burr (November 2005) |
| Ed Conrad (January 2006) Doug Grant von Rieman, a.k.a. "Doogie Grant" (February 2006) DOLF BOEK, A.K.A. QOLON (March 2006) Colonel Jake, a.k.a. Joey Jimenez (April 2006) |
| Dr. Andrew B Chung (June 2006) |
| Richard M Scoville (August 2006) |
| Dean Roger Ray aka Teslacoils (September 2006) Alexa Cameron (October2006) |
| Frank McCoy (November 2006) |
| TOM POTTER (December 2006) |
| 01/07 Jabriol |
| 02/07 Warhol |
| 03/07 ANDRE LIEVIN |
| 04/07 MCP of soc.men |
| 05/07 Kent Paul Dolan, a.k.a. "Xanthian" |
| 07/07 Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt |
| 08/07 Bill Hughes |
| 09/07 Archimedes Plutonium |
| 11/07 Ken Pangborn |
| 03/08 Pamela Russell |
| 04/08 Daniel Joseph Min |
| 05/08 John Wentzky |
| 06/08 Jamie "Lamie" Baillie 08/08 AB Patriot 09/08 Karen Anderson 11/08 Johnny Wizard 01/09 Captain Neal AKA risible k'lame of trademark 01/12 meowmix 02/12 fasgnadh "James Murdoch" "Indecisive Soldier of God" 03/12 Mark 'Polish Knight' Sobolewski 04/12 Ras Mikaere "Eunuch" Enoch aka Operation Wetback |
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck
| Bradley L "Bard" Jesness (July 1998) #1 |
| Star Traveler aka David Hindman (August 1998) #4? Tim "Skidmark" Brown (August 1998) #2 |
| Frank Virga (October 1998) (jailed) #3 |
| Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann (July 1999) #8 |
| Richard S "Richard the St00pid" Bullis (before February 1999?) #5? |
| Bradley L "Bard" Jesness [again] (February 1999) #6? |
| Mark Ferguson (July 1999) #7 |
| Lynne "Goofprints" Lyons (August 2004) |
| Michael Jackson fans of AMM-J (September 2004) |
| Donald L "Protobrain" Ferrt (December 2004) #10 |
| Chuck "Chucknozzle" Lysaght (January 2005) |
| Kenneth R Pangborn (February 2005) #12 |
| Steve "BowTie" Young (March 2005) #13 |
| Michael Snyder & soc.men (August 2005) #14 |
| Gerald Newton (September 2005) #15 |
| Sylvia "Psylvia" Sullivan (October 2005) |
| Tom Bishop (November 2005) |
| Pamela K "Spamela" Russell (January 2006) |
| Honest John (March 2006) #19 |
| Colonel Jake, a.k.a. Joey Jimenez (April 2006) #20 |
| Raymond R Karczewski (August 2006) #21 |
| Dustin Cook #22 (September 2006) MCP of soc.froots (November 2006) #23 |
| Andrew Chung (December 2006) #24 |
| 01/07 Ernie Primeau |
| 02/07 Vito Kuhn |
| 03/07 "Miguel" |
| 04/07 PorchMonkey4Life |
| 06/07 The Saucerheads of alt.astronomy |
| 08/07 Bill Hughes |
| 09/07 Ed Conrad |
| 02/08 John Wentzky |
| 04/08 David Tholen |
| 05/08 Douglas Grant |
| 06/08 Jamie "Lamie" Baillie |
| 08/08 Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter |
| 01/12 Emmett Gulley |
| 02/12 Greg "Rock Hard Stupid Greegor" Hanson |
| 04/12 Respondant aka "Bill" 07/12 Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire |
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award
| Steven Ray "Steebie" Winter (August 1998) |
| Bradley L. "Bard" Jesness (August 1998) |
| HipCrime (August 1998) |
| Tim "Skidmark" Brown (August 1998) |
| Cypher (August 1998) |
| Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann (October 1998) |
| Frank Virga (October 1998) (jailed) |
| Church of $cientology (January 1999) |
| Hell Flame Wars (January 1999) (deceased) |
| Victor "I Fuck My Dog" Negron (February 1999) |
| Richard S."Richard the St00pid" Bullis (April 1999) |
| Tim "Three Fucking Weeks" Thorne |
| Erik "Erik Mouse" McDarby |
| Dirk Bruere (November 1999) |
| Alt.Hackers.Malicious (May 2000) |
| Stiff Me Not (May 2000) |
| Diana L. "Curio Jones" Napolis (May 2000) |
| Uncle Al (July 2000?) |
| Sam "Scumbag Sam" Khuri (September 2000) |
| Walter Kent Prescott (November 2000) |
| Andrew Thomas Brunner (January 2001) |
| David "Terri Ticklebitch" D'Amato (April 2001) |
| Menace the Idiot (May 2001) |
| Raymond Ronald Karczewski (bailed) (June 2001) |
| Derek "ExtremeOne" Lawrence (July 2004) |
| Pietro Sommavilla (August 2004) |
| Pamela K Russell (September 2004) |
| John Lucas (November 2004) |
| Michael Jackson Fans of AMM-J (December 2004) |
| Uni (January 2005) |
| Steve "BowTie" Young (April 2005) |
| Alexa Cameron (June 2005) Richard M Scoville (February 2006) Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon (March 2006) |
| Andrew B Chung (August 2006) |
| alt.atheism (September 2006) Tim Bolen (October 2006) |
| 02/07 Catherine Burr |
| 03/07 Vito Kuhn |
| 04/07 Steve "Wonderbra" Chaney 08/07 David Tholen 08/08 Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho 09/08 Bucky Breeder 01/12 fasgnadh 02/12 Archimedes Plutonium 04/12 Greg "Greegor Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson |
[top]
Kluck Lysaght Tar & Feathers
| Victor "I Fuck My Dog" Negron (January 1999) |
| Tim "Skidmark" Brown (February 1999) |
| Jim Collier (February 1999) |
| Tim "Three Fucking Weeks" "Dink" Thorne (April 1999) |
| Richard S. "Richard the St00pid" Bullis (April 1999) |
| Romath (May 1999) |
| Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann (July 1999) |
| Bradley L. "Bard" Jesness (July 1999) |
| Maryanne "LoafHead" Kehoe (October 1999) |
| Chris Caputo (November 1999) |
| Jim Cowling (January 2000) |
| Dave "Joe1orbit" (January 2000) |
| Peter Joseph "Pissboy" LaPrade (January 2000) |
| Walter Kent Prescott (February 2000) |
| MarsRules (April 2000) |
| Sam "Scumbag Sam" Khuri (September 2000) |
| Emmett Earl Gulley (bailed) (November 2000) |
| Lurker Below (January 2001) |
| Alex Cain (January 2001) |
| Tom Bishop (May 2004) |
| Uni/ArtistMike (June 2004) |
| Brandon Hex (July 2004) |
| Charles D. "Chuckwheat" Bohne (July 2004) |
| Raymond Ronald Karczewski (July (2004) |
| Russell B "PizzaKKKook" Waters (October 2004) |
| Lynne "Goofprints" Lyons (January 2005) |
| Carlo "Dmitry" Caccia (March 2005) |
| Sylvia "Psylvia" Sullivan (June 2005) |
| Kenneth R "KennyKakes" Pangborn (August 2005) |
| Steve "Fly Cooter" Young (September 2005) |
| Vito "Frito" Kuhn (November 2005) |
| Michael Baldwin Bruce (January 2006) |
| Joseph Bartlo, a.k.a. Foamboi (June 2006) |
| Chuck "Chucknozzle" Lysaght (August 2006) Ernie Primeau (September 2006) |
| Carol "Koi-lo" Gulley and Antonio "Jabriol" Santana (November 2006) |
| Andrew Chung (December 2006) |
| 01/07 Pamela Russell |
| 02/07 Jay "Fucknozzle" Stevens, a.k.a. Jai Maharaj |
| 03/07 Martin X. Moleski of the Big-8 Management Board |
| 04/07 Barbara Schwarz |
| 05/07 Honest John |
| 08/07 David Tholen |
| 10/07 Big-8 Management Board |
| 12/07 Bill Hughes |
| 02/08 Richard "FreeSpeechStore" Scoville |
| 03/08 Gerald Newton |
| 06/08 Jamie "Lamie" Baillie |
| 08/08 Bobbi Sanchez AKA Lady Veteran |
| 09/08 David "Yads" Yadallee AKA The Doctor of rec.arts.drwho |
| 02/12 Archimedes Plutonium |
| 05/12 Greg 'Greegor Rock Hard Stupid' Hanson |
| 07/12 Tard Phoenix the Anonypussy |
Kenny McCormick Memorial Medal
| Sanford "Spamford" Wallace (July 1999) |
| Bradley L. "Bard" Jesness (July 1999) |
| Diana L. "Curio Jones" Napolis (May 2000) |
| Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann (November 2000) |
| Alex Cain (January 2001) |
| Walter Kent Prescott (March 2001) |
| Chuck "Chuckles the Clown" Lysaght (April 2005) |
| Uni (September 2005) |
| Richard M "FreeSpeechStore" Scoville (January 2006) |
| Raymond Ronald Karczewski (June 2006) |
| Dr. Andrew B Chung (August 2006) |
| STEVEN RAY WINTER (October 2006) |
| ONIDEUS MAD HATTER (December 2006) |
| 02/07 Gerald "G-Dolf" Newton of alt.culture.alaska |
| 11/07 Bill Hughes |
| 03/08 Johnny Wizard |
| 12/08 Captain Neal AKA Gregory Hall |
Douglas E Mackall Memorial Mace [retired]
| Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann (November 1999) |
| Maryanne "LoafHead" Kehoe (November 1999) |
Jar Jar Binks Award [retired]
| Rick Rockwell (March 2000?) |
| Ray "Monkeyboy" Dixon (December 2000) |
| Stiff Me Not (December 2000) |
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet
| Earl Gordon Curley (June 2001) (deceased) |
| Bradley L. "Bard" Jesness (December 2002) |
| Louis Turi (January 2003) |
| Raymond Ronald Karczewski (October 2003) (bailed) |
| Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann (December 2003) |
| Chuck "Chuckles the Clown" Lysaght (April 2004) |
| Uni/ArtistMike (April 2004) |
| HIV Steve aka Dwight Rapper (June 2004) |
| Alexa Cameron (July 2004) |
| Linda Gore (August 2004) |
| Michael Sean "EQ" Worley (September 2004) |
| Nicky "OMNIMAN" Scalia (January 2005) |
| Lance Sheetz (February 2005) |
| Steve "BowTie" Young (April 2005) |
| Gerald Newton (September 2005) |
| Richard M Scoville, a.k.a. Free Speech Store (March 2006) |
| Babaloonie (April 2006) |
| The "Outer Filth" 'Trio' (August 2006) |
| Antonio "Jabriol" Santana (December 2006) |
| 01/07 PorchMonkey4Life |
| 02/07 Duane Arnold, alias "Maximum Hag" |
| 04/07 Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt and Sylvia "PSYLVIA" Sullivan (tie) |
| 05/07 Darla Pere |
| 07/07 Nunya Bidness AKA Massive Prong and Spurious Response |
| 09/07 Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe |
| 02/08 Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton" |
| 03/08 Johnny Wizard |
| 08/08 Bloxy/Nukleus/Librarian |
| 10/08 Captain Neal AKA Gregory Hall |
| 11/08 bobandcarole 02/12 Ras Mikaere "Eunuch" Enoch (Michael McCarty) 05/12 MMFC aka Scatboi aka I Punce 07/12 Alex "Dink" Cain |
Goofy Azzed Babboon
| Daniel Joseph Min (December 2002) |
| Dave Tholen (January 2003) |
| ICEKNIFE (January 2003) |
| Scott Lifshine (May 2003) |
| Jerry Howe (May 2003) |
| Ted Democrat & Jack Republican (July 2003) |
| Ying Guo the non-existent (September 2004) |
| Professeur "Twoshits" von Twosteps (October 2004) |
| Pietro Sommavilla (November 2004) |
| Alexa Cameron (March 2005) |
| Twittering One (April 2005) |
| Brad "Guthball" Guth (August 2005) |
| Colonel Jake (September 2005) |
| Twonky (October 2005) |
| nightbat (January 2006) Duane Arnold (March 2006) |
| Dr. Andrew B Chung (June 2006) |
| Cletis Perkins posting as Mark Dufour (October 2006) |
| Azure (November 2006) |
| 01/07 PorchMonkey4Life |
| 02/07 Anthony X, a.k.a. "Sir Tony Brandy" and nukleus (tie) |
| 03/07 Warhol |
| 07/07 Bill Hughes |
| 08/07 Dale Kelly |
| 09/07 Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt |
| 12/07 Dolf "Qolon" Boek |
| 03/08 Jeff Relf |
| 05/08 Johnny Wizard |
| 07/08 Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho |
| 08/08 Bucky Breeder |
| 03/09 JEEP AMERICA |
| 01/12 Emmett Gulley |
| 05/12 The MMFC Scatboi |
| 07/12 Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire |
Balsa Gavel
| Larry "the Stupid" Bullis (January 2003) |
| John Martin "Goober" Grubor (January 2003) |
| Pete "Peat" Stapleton (January 2003) |
| Raymond Ronald Karczewski (July 2003) (bailed) |
| Barbara Schwarz |
| Anita Karczewski (July 2003) |
| Steven Ray "Steebie" Winter |
| Gordon Roy "Ray Gordon" Parker (April 2004) |
| John "Guy Fawkes" Bunt |
| 9/06 Tim Bolen Richard M Scoville 04/08 Douglas "Doogie" Grant 06/08 Scott "Wereo" Lifshine 01/12 Atlas Bugged 02/12 Archimedes Plutonium 07/12 William Melchert-Dinkel |
Douglas Grant Medal For Historical Revisionism
| 12/07 Douglas Grant (lifetime achievement) |
| 01/08 Alexa Cameron (lifetime achievement) |
| 02/08 Warhol (Holocaust revisionism) |
| 03/08 Man with foreskin (Holocaust revisionism) |
| 04/08 "Revisionist claims about Galileo" by John Wentzky |
| 06/08 "Confederate Flag revisionism" by John Wentzky |
| 07/08 "Atlanta's non-drought" by Dr. Andrew B. Chung |
| 09/08 "Mythical Figures are historical figures" by Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho |
| 03/09 JSM of alt.politics.usa |
| 01/12 Emmett Gulley |
| 05/12 Greg 'Greegor Rock Hard Stupid' Hanson |
72 Raisins "Crackpot Religion" Award
| Steve Winter (December 2003) |
| Heaven's Gate (December 2003) |
| Twonky (December 2003) |
| Church of $$$cientology (December 2003) |
| georgann (February 2004) |
| Stephen P. Vanier (July 2004) (deceased) |
| Lady Motown (September 2004) |
| Raymond Ronald Karczewski (November 2004) |
| Herc (February 2005) |
| Vito Kuhn (March 2005) |
| George "SPOG" Hammond (July 2005) |
| Jologicon (August 2005) |
| Warhol (August 2005) |
| Lightwing, alias His Elect (September 2005) |
| Dore Williamson (October 2005) |
| alt.religion.asatru (November 2005) |
| Dolf "Qolon" Boek (January 2006) Max Varazslo (February 2006) Dr. Andrew B Chung (April 2006) |
| Lucifer Morning Star Angel Of Death (October 2006) |
| 01/07 Andrew B. Chung |
| 12/07 Duke the American-American |
| 02/08 Zanthius |
| 03/08 Brenda "SkyEyes" Nelson |
| 04/08 Daniel Joseph Min |
| 08/08 Agamemnon of rec.arts.drwho |
| 01/12 alt.atheism 02/12 David "The Doctor" "Yads" Yadallee 03/12 Bob Larson posting as kensmithiscool 05/12 Obves |
[top]Christmas Awards
Fr00tcake
| 2000 | MarsRules |
| 2001 | Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann |
| 2002 | Dale "Average Joe" Kelly |
| 2003 | Twonky |
| 2004 | Alexa Cameron |
| 2005 | Sylvia "Psylvia" Sullivan |
| 2006 | not awarded |
| 2007 | Raymond Karczewski |
| 2008 | not awarded |
| 2009 | not awarded |
| 2012 | |
| 2013 |
Bag of Coal
| 2000 | Emmett Earl Gulley (jailed) |
| 2001 | Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann |
| 2002 | Pete "Peat" Stapleton |
| 2003 | Dean Humphries |
| 2004 | Pamela K "sPammy" Russell |
| 2005 2006 2007 | Pamela K "sPammy" Russell not awarded Jamie "Lamie" Baillie |
Unclassifiable Awards
Edmond Wollmann Memorial Rubber Turkey
| Xmas Day 2004 | Chuck "Chucknozzle" Lysaght |
| Good Friday 2005 | Chuck "Chucknozzle" Lysaght |
| Thanksgiving 2005 | Tom Bishop |
| Xmas Day 2005 | Pamela K "sPamela" Russell |
| New Year's Eve 2005/06 Easter Weekend 2006 Thanksgiving 2006 Christmas 2006 | Bradley L "Bard" Jesness Dr. Andrew B Chung Dr. Andrew B Chung CTRL¤/ALT¤/DEL¤! |
| NEW YEARS 2007 | Alexa Cameron |
| Easter Sunday 2007 | Dr. Andrew B Chung |
| Thanksgiving Weekend 2007 | John Wentzky |
| Christmas Day 2007 | Ken Pangborn |
| New Years Day 2008 Easter Weekend 2008 July 4th 2008 Christmas Day 2008 | MI5Victim Duke the American-American Brad Guth The Gossipers and Whiners of alt.nuke.the.usa |
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Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
| Sylvia Sullivan, trained by Chadwick Stone© |
| Uni, trained by Aratzio |
| Lynne "HoofPrints" Lyons, trained by Kali |
| Tom Bishop, trained by Michael Cook (November 2005) |
| Bradley L Jesness, trained by Taylor Jimenez |
| Joseph Bartlo, trained by Cujo DeSockpuppet Honest John, trained by Art Deco (February 2006)
Rasta Khan, trained by Fred Hall (March 2006)
Viking of soc.men, trained by Aratzio (April 2006) Col. Jake, trained by Pinku-Sensei (May 2006) |
| Chuck Lysaght, trained by K. A. Cannon (June 2006) |
| Chuck Lysaght, trained by Gary Gamble (August 2006) |
| Roberta "Mop Jockey" Wolfe, trained by Daedalus (September 2006) Ken Pangborn, trained by AUK as a whole (October 2006) |
| "MIGUEL", TRAINED BY BOOKMAN (November 2006) |
| 01/07 Pamela Russell, trained by the Hater Cabal of alt.music.michael-jackson 02/07 nightbat of alt.astronomy, trained by Art Deco PorchMonkey4Life, trained by Snarky 04/07 Steve "BowTie" Young, trained by Lionel 06/07 Tom Potter, trained by Art Deco 08/07 Tim "Three Fucking Weeks" Thorne, trained by Gary Burnore 09/07 Dave Tholen, trained by Joe Malloy 01/08 Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska, trained by Kevin A. Cannon 03/08 Will Dockery, trained by OB of rec.arts.poems 04/08 Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe, trained by Cujo de Sockpuppet 05/08 Jamie "Lamie" Baillie, trained by the NANA* subhierarchy 06/08 Jamie "Lamie" Baillie, trained by Gary Burnore 07/08 Matthew "Diaperboi" Moulton AKA Onideus Mad Hatter, trained by Meat Plow 08/08 Bucky Breeder, trained by Kadaitcha Man 10/08 Gregory Hall, trained by Ray Banana of motzarella.org 11/08 Alan Connor, trained by Peter J. Ross 12/08 Richard "St00pid" Bullis trained by Taylor Jimenez 03/09 Matthew Moulton , trained by alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk 01/12 Emmett Gulley, trained by Albatross 03/12 Alien, trained by Gary Burnore 03/12 Greg 'Neal Warren' Hall, trained by Steve Crook 05/12 Ras Eunuch McCarty, trained by Colonel Jake |
Tinfoil Sombrero
| Stephen "Speedbump" Boursy (Executive Decision January 2003) (deceased) |
| Dmitri Vulis (Executive Decision January 2003) |
| Adam Weishaupt IX (Executive Decision January 2003) |
| Tim "Skidmark" Brown (Executive Decision January 2003) |
| Clue-Store Operator (Executive Decision January 2003) |
| Pete "Peat" Stapleton |
| Viv "Fucknozzle Jr." Eshwar |
| Anonymous "Vote Wrangler" of Dec 2003 |
| Pietro Sommavilla |
| Alt.Snuh (December 2004) |
| Steve "BowTie" "Colonel Graff" "Fly Cooter" Young |
| Ying Guo the non-existent |
| Lewis De Payne |
| Canadian Block-Voters of 1994 PROFESSEUR VON TWO STEPS (February 2006) RASTA KHAN (February 2006) |
| 01/07 PORCHMONKEY4LIFE and NIGHTBAT OF ALT.ASTRONOMY |
| 02/07 Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe (special) |
| 02/07 Nukleus aka Bloxy/Librarian/Terminator/Big-8 CEO |
| 03/07 "Miguel" (pardoned) |
| 06/07 Michael "Howdy/Trumpet of the Lord" Schmidt |
| 08/07 Honest John AKA Clockbrain |
| 09/07 Atlas Bugged of alt.tv.firefly |
07/08 The Fake Crossposting Ernie Primeau, Patrick Michael Sullivan, and Bucky Breeder |
| 10/08 Captain Neal aka Gregory Hall |
| 07/12 Paul Derbyshire posting as Nadegda and Kensi |
Unique Awards
| Black Knight Award | Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann (December 1998) |
| Clueless Eternal Newbie Kook of the Century | Richard S "St00pid" Bullis |
| Y2KooK | Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann |
| Brown Clownpants Award | Ying Guo the non-existent |
| Village Pump Award | 05/09 Onideus Mad Hatter 01/12 fagnadh 05/12 Emmett Gulley 07/12 Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire |
| The Three Monkeys Statue Iraqi Armed Forces Award For Extreme Cowardice | Saucerheads of alt.astronomy August 2007 Michael Jackson Fans of amm-j |
Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award
| Lynne "Hoofprints" Lyons |
| 03/07 "Miguel" and Steve "Bowtie" Young |
| 04/07 Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska |
| 08/07 Honest John AKA Clockbrain |
| 07/08 Chuck Lysaght |
| 01/12 Alien |
| 03/12 Greg 'Greegor Rock Hard Stupid' Hanson |
Awards for Merit
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Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker
| February | Lewis de Payne |
| March | Lewis de Payne |
| April | Dave Filippi |
| Matthew Legare | |
| June | The Usenet Police (deceased) |
| August | Robt_Martin |
| October | Lance Kelly |
| November | Nathan J. Mehl |
| November | Pierre Salinger (deceased) |
| December | Ron Ritzman |
| January | Mary Jo Willy |
| March | Kevin Roverund |
| April | Tim "Skidmark" Brown |
| September | Douglas E. Mackall (deceased) |
| October | The 2-Belo |
| November | Bert Hoff |
| January | Sergi |
| February | Taylor "Netscum" Jimenez |
| August | Joe1orbit@Petitmorte.Net (Cujo DeSockpuppet) |
| May | Brethren of Beelzebub (deceased) |
| Phoenix |
| November | Bradley L. "Bard" Jesness |
| December | Ross |
| January | Phoenix |
| February | The Tholenizers: Cujo, Jeff Polston & Michael Davis |
| March | Hyerdahl |
| May | Taylor "Netscum" Jimenez |
| June | Beable Van Polasm |
| July | Mark |
| September | Edmond Heinz "Edmo" Wollmann |
| November | "Wollmann" Sockpuppet |
| December | Peter J Ross |
| January | Phoenix |
| February | Dan Baldwin |
| March | Michael Cook |
| June | Alexa807 |
| demon.local trolls | |
| lab~rat | |
| Meat-->Plow & Buzzard | |
| July | Dr. Flonkenstein |
| August | Jimmy Snibbler |
| September | Lady Chatterly [Michelle Devereaux] |
| November | Lady Chatterly [Michelle Devereaux] |
| March | Sean Monaghan |
| April | j r sherman |
| May | Aratzio & Peter J Ross |
| July | Sean Monaghan |
| August | Sean Monaghan & soc.men.moderated |
| September | Gary L Burnore & DataBasix |
| Kadaitcha Man & Fred Tehbot | |
| October | Woodchuck Bill |
| January | Aratzio |
| March | Kadaitcha Man |
| October | Spooge |
| November | Anon Trollbuster by Jade/Daedalus |
| January | Not presented |
| February | Sean Monaghan |
| March April | Not Awarded
Sean Monaghan and Cujo de Sockpuppet for Fake Caballista/Alcatroll LART |
| May | Not presented |
| June | Kevin A. Cannon for the fake Chuck Lysaght |
| July August | Fake BigNetBuy, r0ck Not presented |
| September October | Not presented Not presented |
| November | Jade for "Pangborn as a Baboon photo goof" |
| December | Not presented |
| January | Jade "Bringer of Light" |
| February | Not presented |
| March April | Jade--Troll of alt.atheism Meat->Plow for "Luring the Net-Dead Lurkers" |
| May | "Marcia's first sockpuppet sleeper troll" by marcia of SPP |
| June | "We need a new FNVW" by Pope Snarky, Pinku-Sensei, and Art Deco |
| July August | Not presented "Colin McKenzie" by Kadaitcha Man |
| September October | "Chris Caputo Pardon" by FNVW (Pinku-Sensei) Bertie the Bunyip |
| November | Not presented |
| December | Not presented |
| January | "Fake Kookpedia Outage" by Gary Burnore |
| January | "I got NETKKKOPPED at Altopia!" troll, by Fred Hall |
| February | "Troll of Rusty Tavek" by Fred Hall |
| April | "April Fool's Day Troll" by FNVW |
| May | |
| June | |
| July | |
| September | |
| November | |
| December |
| January |
Hammer of Thor
| November | The 2-Belo |
| Douglas E. Mackall (deceased) | |
| Nyarlahotep |
| May | Jayne Hitchcock |
| September | Taylor "Netscum" Jimenez |
| September | Ronald F. Guilmette & Monkeys.Com |
| May | Phoenix |
| August | Dr.Postman |
| March | Chadwick Stone |
| April | K A Cannon |
| Kali | |
| Lionel | |
| May | Dr Dan Rogers |
| John Henry | |
| June | Ross |
| July | Cujo |
| Dr. Flonkenstein | |
| Aratzio | |
| August | Sean Monaghan |
| Daedalus | |
| Fred Hall | |
| Sharon B | |
| September | Art Deco |
| Bob Officer | |
| Archie Leach | |
| October | Pinku-Sensei |
| Robert Buchanan | |
| ThePsyko | |
| Bookman |
| January | Peter J Ross |
| March May December | GARY L BURNORE & DATABASIX SPOOGE j.r. sherman |
| February | Kadaitcha Man |
| April | |
| Wally Anglesea | |
| May | |
| June | Hell Toupee |
| July | |
| August | |
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DeleteAny group that would give Skirvin any kind of positive award are nothing but a bunch of k00ks. Keep ravin on.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the comment, Anonymous. It's a shame that Skirvin went over to the Dark Side.
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ReplyDeleteAll Hail Fred Hall. My successor and friend.
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